{"product_id":"diet-birthday-card","title":"Diet Birthday Card SM768","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"69\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"67\"\u003eDiet Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card in Parkville, Missouri\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"71\" data-end=\"367\"\u003eCelebrate birthdays with humor and a little relatable honesty with the \u003cem data-start=\"142\" data-end=\"162\"\u003eDiet Birthday Card\u003c\/em\u003e. Featuring vintage-inspired photography and a playful message, this funny birthday card is perfect for food lovers, best friends, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates a good joke about life’s priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"369\" data-end=\"690\"\u003ePart of Shannon Martin’s award-winning collection, this card combines nostalgic copper and sepia tones with wit and personality to create a birthday greeting that feels both funny and heartfelt. Whether paired with flowers, tucked into a gift bag, or added to a birthday surprise, this card is guaranteed to bring smiles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"808\"\u003eThoughtfully crafted from eco-friendly materials, this card delivers birthday wishes with plenty of humor and charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1ohk9bk\" data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"828\"\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yyekha\" data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"881\"\u003eFunny birthday greeting card from Shannon Martin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2eg84u\" data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"945\"\u003eVintage-inspired photography in rich copper and sepia tones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1c4flbc\" data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"995\"\u003ePrinted on FSC-certified, 100% recycled paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1qez4w4\" data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003eIncludes Shannon’s signature Kraft envelope made from 100% post-consumer paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qq4lzw\" data-start=\"1079\" data-end=\"1098\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2f2gu7\" data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003eSize: 4.5\" x 6.25\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1222\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1141\"\u003eOutside Verse:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1141\" data-end=\"1144\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1220\"\u003e\"I'd like to start a new diet, but I have too much on my plate right now.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1224\" data-end=\"1288\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1224\" data-end=\"1241\"\u003eInside Verse:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1241\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1286\"\u003e\"Delicious wishes for a happy birthday!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1m9me6m\" data-start=\"1290\" data-end=\"1307\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1308\" data-end=\"1454\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"efucij\" data-start=\"1308\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003eFood lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wzisl0\" data-start=\"1324\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003eFunny birthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1u9ji0g\" data-start=\"1349\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003eBest friend birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3ndbug\" data-start=\"1375\" data-end=\"1397\"\u003eCoworker birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ngbc9s\" data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1421\"\u003eGift basket add-ons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ltrens\" data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1454\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003eA fun birthday card for celebrating another year with laughter, cake, and absolutely no dieting today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1722\"\u003eAvailable at \u003cem data-start=\"1573\" data-end=\"1621\"\u003eWhite Farmhouse Flowers in Parkville, Missouri\u003c\/em\u003e—your destination for meaningful gifts, greeting cards, and beautifully curated boutique finds. 🎂✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shannon Martin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46342563561721,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0359\/1906\/9229\/files\/diet-birthday-card-sm768white-farmhouse-flowers-5066367.png?v=1780014127","url":"https:\/\/whitefarmhouseflowers.com\/products\/diet-birthday-card","provider":"White Farmhouse Flowers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}