{"product_id":"dont-get-me-started-greeting-card-sm714","title":"Don't Get Me Started Greeting Card SM714","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eCelebrate the birthday of someone who's full of stories, personality, and endless energy with the \u003cstrong\u003eDon't Get Me Started Birthday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e by \u003cstrong\u003eShannon Martin\u003c\/strong\u003e. Featuring the hilarious front message, \u003cstrong\u003e\"Don't get me started. I don't come with brakes,\"\u003c\/strong\u003e this witty birthday card is perfect for the friend, family member, coworker, or classic storyteller who always has one more tale to tell. Whether they're the life of the party or simply known for speaking their mind, this card is guaranteed to make them smile.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside, the birthday greeting continues with, \u003cstrong\u003e\"Full Speed Ahead! Happy Birthday to a Classic.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e It's the perfect combination of humor and heartfelt celebration, honoring someone whose timeless personality only gets better with age. Shannon Martin's signature vintage-inspired artwork and clever writing create a keepsake they'll proudly display long after the birthday celebration ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium-quality cardstock, this birthday card includes a coordinating envelope and is ready to mail or hand deliver. Pair it with a bouquet of fresh flowers, gourmet chocolates, a bottle of wine, a candle, or another thoughtfully curated gift from \u003cstrong\u003eWhite Farmhouse Flowers\u003c\/strong\u003e to create a birthday surprise they'll never forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDon't Get Me Started Birthday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a wonderful choice for milestone birthdays, parents, grandparents, coworkers, friends, or anyone who embraces growing older with humor and confidence. It's a fun reminder that some personalities are simply unforgettable—and deserve to be celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt \u003cstrong\u003eWhite Farmhouse Flowers\u003c\/strong\u003e in \u003cstrong\u003eParkville, Missouri\u003c\/strong\u003e, we're proud to offer a thoughtfully curated collection of \u003cstrong\u003eShannon Martin greeting cards\u003c\/strong\u003e, fresh flowers, and unique boutique gifts to help you celebrate birthdays and life's special moments with humor, heart, and timeless style.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shannon Martin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44836690723065,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0359\/1906\/9229\/files\/dont-get-me-started-greeting-card-sm714white-farmhouse-flowers-2738482.jpg?v=1780014789","url":"https:\/\/whitefarmhouseflowers.com\/products\/dont-get-me-started-greeting-card-sm714","provider":"White Farmhouse Flowers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}