{"product_id":"feeling-cute-might-die-later-plant-marker-stake-copy","title":"Grow Dammit! Plant Marker Stake","description":"\u003ch1\u003eGrow Dammit! Plant Marker Stake \u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGive your plants a little motivational tough love with this irreverent marker stake. Constructed from durable white gloss acrylic, it stands up to moisture and humidity without losing its edge—or its print. The UV-printed design won't fade or wear away, keeping your plant-parenting pep talk loud and clear through every growing season. Measuring 4.8 inches tall with a 2-inch-wide top, it's the ideal size for marking garden beds, containers, and windowsill gardens. Want to customize the message? Add your own text to match your gardening philosophy. Perfect for the plant lover who believes in encouraging their greenery with a bit of attitude and humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mad River\/Faire","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47379548471545,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0359\/1906\/9229\/files\/grow-dammit-plant-marker-stakewhite-farmhouse-flowers-3075749.png?v=1780012686","url":"https:\/\/whitefarmhouseflowers.com\/products\/feeling-cute-might-die-later-plant-marker-stake-copy","provider":"White Farmhouse Flowers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}