{"product_id":"start-behaving-birthday-card","title":"Start Behaving Birthday Card SM819","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"212\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"210\"\u003eStart Behaving Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card in Parkville, Missouri\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"511\"\u003eCelebrate birthdays with humor and a little sass with the \u003cem data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"302\"\u003eStart Behaving Birthday Card\u003c\/em\u003e. Featuring vintage-inspired photography and a hilariously relatable message, this cheeky card is perfect for friends, spouses, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor and playful birthday wishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"787\"\u003ePart of Shannon Martin’s celebrated collection, this card combines rich copper and sepia tones with witty sentiments that create the perfect balance of humor and heart. Whether paired with flowers, gifts, or given on its own, this birthday card is guaranteed to get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"901\"\u003eThoughtfully crafted with eco-friendly materials, this card delivers personality while being kind to the planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1ohk9bk\" data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"921\"\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"922\" data-end=\"1213\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yyekha\" data-start=\"922\" data-end=\"974\"\u003eFunny birthday greeting card from Shannon Martin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14ytkwn\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003eVintage-inspired photography in warm copper and sepia tones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1c4flbc\" data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1088\"\u003ePrinted on FSC-certified, 100% recycled paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14qsjj2\" data-start=\"1089\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003eIncludes Shannon’s signature Kraft envelope made from post-consumer materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qq4lzw\" data-start=\"1171\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2f2gu7\" data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1213\"\u003eSize: 4.5\" x 6.25\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1215\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1215\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003eOutside Verse:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1233\" data-end=\"1236\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1236\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003e\"I guess I better start behaving. This damn heat made me realize I can't go to hell.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1378\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003eInside Verse:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1344\" data-end=\"1347\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1376\"\u003e\"Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1m9me6m\" data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1397\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1557\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wzisl0\" data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1422\"\u003eFunny birthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"drvbuu\" data-start=\"1423\" data-end=\"1444\"\u003eSarcastic friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3ndbug\" data-start=\"1445\" data-end=\"1467\"\u003eCoworker birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nj1866\" data-start=\"1468\" data-end=\"1499\"\u003eSpouse or partner birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ntg7ub\" data-start=\"1500\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003eBirthday gift add-ons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"12hju\" data-start=\"1526\" data-end=\"1557\"\u003ePeople who appreciate humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1559\" data-end=\"1666\"\u003eA fun birthday card for the person who loves sarcasm, laughs easily, and embraces getting older with humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1668\" data-end=\"1830\"\u003eAvailable at \u003cem data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1729\"\u003eWhite Farmhouse Flowers in Parkville, Missouri\u003c\/em\u003e—your destination for meaningful gifts, greeting cards, and beautifully curated boutique finds. 🎉✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shannon Martin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47201489879289,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0359\/1906\/9229\/files\/start-behaving-birthday-card-sm819white-farmhouse-flowers-8973466.png?v=1780013168","url":"https:\/\/whitefarmhouseflowers.com\/products\/start-behaving-birthday-card","provider":"White Farmhouse Flowers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}