{"product_id":"tell-people-beverage-napkins","title":"Tell People Beverage Napkins","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"82\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"80\"\u003eTell People Beverage Napkins | Funny Cocktail Napkins in Parkville, Missouri\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"345\"\u003eAdd bold humor and unforgettable personality to your next gathering with the \u003cem data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eTell People Beverage Napkins\u003c\/em\u003e. Featuring vintage-inspired artwork paired with a cheeky message, these funny cocktail napkins are guaranteed to spark conversation and plenty of laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"347\" data-end=\"689\"\u003eDesigned for hosts who appreciate both humor and sustainability, these premium 3-ply napkins are crafted from biodegradable, FSC-certified tissue and printed using water-based inks with elemental chlorine-free processing. The front showcases the hilarious saying while the reverse side features a coordinating festive pattern for extra style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"824\"\u003ePerfect for happy hours, girls’ nights, parties, charcuterie boards, and hostess gifts, these napkins bring fun to every celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"971\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eNapkin Reads:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"846\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"971\"\u003e\"Don't wait until you're on your death bed to tell people how you feel. You could be too weak to raise your middle finger.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1qc8btb\" data-start=\"973\" data-end=\"994\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1306\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"kdixtu\" data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003eSet includes 20 beverage napkins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"senp3s\" data-start=\"1032\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003eFeatures vintage-inspired artwork and humorous saying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ltnxfn\" data-start=\"1090\" data-end=\"1138\"\u003eCoordinating festive pattern on reverse side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"a83og7\" data-start=\"1139\" data-end=\"1169\"\u003eDurable 3-ply construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ajrqjq\" data-start=\"1170\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003eFSC-certified biodegradable tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"dqyjw\" data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003ePrinted with water-based inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bpj6i9\" data-start=\"1243\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eElemental chlorine-free processing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2agd0c\" data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1306\"\u003eNapkin size: 5\" x 5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1m9me6m\" data-start=\"1308\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1487\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"dkj6r8\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003eCocktail parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"h3wqil\" data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003eGirls’ nights\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17skyg8\" data-start=\"1365\" data-end=\"1388\"\u003eFunny hostess gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bzyaca\" data-start=\"1389\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003eHappy hours and wine nights\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"vvr4pr\" data-start=\"1421\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003eEntertaining essentials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dg08i6\" data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1487\"\u003eGift baskets and party accessories\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1575\"\u003eA fun gift for hosts, friends, cocktail lovers, or anyone with a great sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1577\" data-end=\"1744\"\u003eAvailable at \u003cem data-start=\"1590\" data-end=\"1638\"\u003eWhite Farmhouse Flowers in Parkville, Missouri\u003c\/em\u003e—your destination for unique gifts, entertaining essentials, and beautifully curated boutique finds. 🍸✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shannon Martin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47202147664121,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0359\/1906\/9229\/files\/tell-people-beverage-napkinswhite-farmhouse-flowers-9560420.png?v=1780013167","url":"https:\/\/whitefarmhouseflowers.com\/products\/tell-people-beverage-napkins","provider":"White Farmhouse Flowers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}