{"product_id":"too-bad-bitching-birthday-card","title":"Too Bad Bitching Birthday Card SM823","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"81\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"79\"\u003eToo Bad Bitching Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card in Parkville, Missouri\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"83\" data-end=\"398\"\u003eCelebrate birthdays with humor, honesty, and a little sass with the \u003cem data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"183\"\u003eToo Bad Bitching Birthday Card\u003c\/em\u003e. Featuring vintage-inspired photography and a laugh-out-loud message, this cheeky birthday card is perfect for best friends, coworkers, sisters, and the people who always listen to your rants and keep your secrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"660\"\u003ePart of Shannon Martin’s celebrated collection, this card combines warm copper and sepia tones with bold personality and heartfelt friendship. Whether tucked into flowers, paired with a gift, or mailed on its own, this funny card is guaranteed to earn a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"782\"\u003eThoughtfully crafted from eco-friendly materials, this card proves birthday wishes can be both hilarious and meaningful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1ohk9bk\" data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yyekha\" data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"855\"\u003eFunny birthday greeting card from Shannon Martin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14ytkwn\" data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"919\"\u003eVintage-inspired photography in warm copper and sepia tones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1c4flbc\" data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"969\"\u003ePrinted on FSC-certified, 100% recycled paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14qsjj2\" data-start=\"970\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003eIncludes Shannon’s signature Kraft envelope made from post-consumer materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qq4lzw\" data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2f2gu7\" data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eSize: 4.5\" x 6.25\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1096\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1096\" data-end=\"1114\"\u003eOutside Verse:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1114\" data-end=\"1117\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003e\"Too bad bitching doesn't burn calories\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003eInside Verse:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1180\" data-end=\"1183\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1183\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003e\"Happy Birthday to my favorite sounding board\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1m9me6m\" data-start=\"1235\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1409\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1u9ji0g\" data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003eBest friend birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qkh1y5\" data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003eCoworker gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1fuebze\" data-start=\"1298\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003eFunny birthday celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14e4gdk\" data-start=\"1330\" data-end=\"1350\"\u003eSister birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ngbc9s\" data-start=\"1351\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003eGift basket add-ons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sk99ah\" data-start=\"1375\" data-end=\"1409\"\u003eFriends who appreciate sarcasm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1411\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003eA hilarious birthday card for the friend who listens to it all and still answers your calls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1505\" data-end=\"1667\"\u003eAvailable at \u003cem data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1566\"\u003eWhite Farmhouse Flowers in Parkville, Missouri\u003c\/em\u003e—your destination for meaningful gifts, greeting cards, and beautifully curated boutique finds. 🎉✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shannon Martin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47201419657465,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0359\/1906\/9229\/files\/too-bad-bitching-birthday-card-sm823white-farmhouse-flowers-7007297.png?v=1780013226","url":"https:\/\/whitefarmhouseflowers.com\/products\/too-bad-bitching-birthday-card","provider":"White Farmhouse Flowers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}