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I'm Not Saying You're Old But If You Were Whiskey

$7.50
I'm Not Saying You're Old But If You Were Whiskey | Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Celebrate birthdays with a laugh using this one-of-a-kind handmade card, perfect for anyone who appreciates humor and a touch of wit. Designed and crafted in Parkville, Missouri, this funny greeting card playfully compares aging to fine whiskey—getting better with time. It's an ideal gift shop find that stands out with clever charm, making birthday wishes unforgettable and guaranteed to bring a smile. Give a card as unique as the person receiving it!

Measuring 4.25x5.5 inches, this card is printed on high-quality cardstock with a matte finish, giving it a premium look and feel. The inside of the card is blank, providing plenty of space for you to write a personal message to your loved one.

  • 4.25x5.5
  • Coordinating envelope
  • Cello package
  • High quality cover stock
  • Handmade
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Many of our flowers are locally grown right here in Parkville, Missouri! (when in season) If we don't grow them we try to purchase from local growers and local wholesalers. Support local businesses by shopping small.
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