Forget the Milk and Cookies, Bring Wine Tea Towel

Forget the Milk and Cookies Bring Wine Tea Towel

Upgrade Santa's refreshments with our hilarious "Forget the Milk" Bar Tea Towel! This cheeky kitchen essential suggests a more spirited treat for the jolly old elf, guaranteed to spark laughter at your holiday gatherings. Crafted from premium absorbent fabric, it combines adult holiday humor with practical functionality for all your festive entertaining needs. A bestseller in our Kansas City shop, this conversation-starting tea towel makes a perfect gift for cocktail enthusiasts, holiday hosts, or anyone who appreciates a good-natured laugh during the Christmas season. Transform your kitchen or bar area into the merriest spot in the house with this witty accessory that celebrates the joy of grown-up holiday traditions. Make your celebrations both functional and fun – because sometimes even Santa deserves something stronger than milk after a long night of deliveries!