Standing up Fast Birthday Card
Welcome to our Standing Up Fast Birthday Card! If you're looking for the perfect funny birthday card for your special someone, you've come to the right place. This card celebrates the little everyday moments, with outside verse reading - 'I don't drink or do drugs. At my age, I get the same effect just standing up fast.' Inside, the card reads 'Steady There! Happy Birthday'. Send your warmest wishes with this unique, hilarious, and thoughtful birthday card! However you choose to celebrate, this card will show you care in the funniest of ways.