Diet Birthday Card SM768

Diet Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card in Parkville, Missouri

Celebrate birthdays with humor and a little relatable honesty with the Diet Birthday Card. Featuring vintage-inspired photography and a playful message, this funny birthday card is perfect for food lovers, best friends, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates a good joke about life’s priorities.

Part of Shannon Martin’s award-winning collection, this card combines nostalgic copper and sepia tones with wit and personality to create a birthday greeting that feels both funny and heartfelt. Whether paired with flowers, tucked into a gift bag, or added to a birthday surprise, this card is guaranteed to bring smiles.

Thoughtfully crafted from eco-friendly materials, this card delivers birthday wishes with plenty of humor and charm.

Card Details

• Funny birthday greeting card from Shannon Martin
• Vintage-inspired photography in rich copper and sepia tones
• Printed on FSC-certified, 100% recycled paper
• Includes Shannon’s signature Kraft envelope made from 100% post-consumer paper
• Made in the USA
• Size: 4.5" x 6.25"

Outside Verse:
"I'd like to start a new diet, but I have too much on my plate right now."

Inside Verse:
"Delicious wishes for a happy birthday!"

Perfect For

• Food lovers
• Funny birthday gifts
• Best friend birthdays
• Coworker birthdays
• Gift basket add-ons
• Anyone who appreciates humor

A fun birthday card for celebrating another year with laughter, cake, and absolutely no dieting today.

Available at White Farmhouse Flowers in Parkville, Missouri—your destination for meaningful gifts, greeting cards, and beautifully curated boutique finds. 🎂✨