Start Behaving Birthday Card SM819

Start Behaving Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card in Parkville, Missouri

Celebrate birthdays with humor and a little sass with the Start Behaving Birthday Card. Featuring vintage-inspired photography and a hilariously relatable message, this cheeky card is perfect for friends, spouses, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor and playful birthday wishes.

Part of Shannon Martin’s celebrated collection, this card combines rich copper and sepia tones with witty sentiments that create the perfect balance of humor and heart. Whether paired with flowers, gifts, or given on its own, this birthday card is guaranteed to get a laugh.

Thoughtfully crafted with eco-friendly materials, this card delivers personality while being kind to the planet.

Card Details

• Funny birthday greeting card from Shannon Martin
• Vintage-inspired photography in warm copper and sepia tones
• Printed on FSC-certified, 100% recycled paper
• Includes Shannon’s signature Kraft envelope made from post-consumer materials
• Made in the USA
• Size: 4.5" x 6.25"

Outside Verse:
"I guess I better start behaving. This damn heat made me realize I can't go to hell."

Inside Verse:
"Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff"

Perfect For

• Funny birthday gifts
• Sarcastic friends
• Coworker birthdays
• Spouse or partner birthdays
• Birthday gift add-ons
• People who appreciate humor

A fun birthday card for the person who loves sarcasm, laughs easily, and embraces getting older with humor.

Available at White Farmhouse Flowers in Parkville, Missouri—your destination for meaningful gifts, greeting cards, and beautifully curated boutique finds. 🎉✨