
Tell People Beverage Napkins
Tell People Beverage Napkins | Funny Cocktail Napkins in Parkville, Missouri
Add bold humor and unforgettable personality to your next gathering with the Tell People Beverage Napkins. Featuring vintage-inspired artwork paired with a cheeky message, these funny cocktail napkins are guaranteed to spark conversation and plenty of laughs.
Designed for hosts who appreciate both humor and sustainability, these premium 3-ply napkins are crafted from biodegradable, FSC-certified tissue and printed using water-based inks with elemental chlorine-free processing. The front showcases the hilarious saying while the reverse side features a coordinating festive pattern for extra style.
Perfect for happy hours, girls’ nights, parties, charcuterie boards, and hostess gifts, these napkins bring fun to every celebration.
Napkin Reads:
"Don't wait until you're on your death bed to tell people how you feel. You could be too weak to raise your middle finger."
Product Details
- Set includes 20 beverage napkins
- Features vintage-inspired artwork and humorous saying
- Coordinating festive pattern on reverse side
- Durable 3-ply construction
- FSC-certified biodegradable tissue
- Printed with water-based inks
- Elemental chlorine-free processing
- Napkin size: 5" x 5"
Perfect For
- Cocktail parties
- Girls’ nights
- Funny hostess gifts
- Happy hours and wine nights
- Entertaining essentials
- Gift baskets and party accessories
A fun gift for hosts, friends, cocktail lovers, or anyone with a great sense of humor.
Available at White Farmhouse Flowers in Parkville, Missouri—your destination for unique gifts, entertaining essentials, and beautifully curated boutique finds. 🍸✨
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