Tell People Beverage Napkins

Tell People Beverage Napkins | Funny Cocktail Napkins in Parkville, Missouri

Add bold humor and unforgettable personality to your next gathering with the Tell People Beverage Napkins. Featuring vintage-inspired artwork paired with a cheeky message, these funny cocktail napkins are guaranteed to spark conversation and plenty of laughs.

Designed for hosts who appreciate both humor and sustainability, these premium 3-ply napkins are crafted from biodegradable, FSC-certified tissue and printed using water-based inks with elemental chlorine-free processing. The front showcases the hilarious saying while the reverse side features a coordinating festive pattern for extra style.

Perfect for happy hours, girls’ nights, parties, charcuterie boards, and hostess gifts, these napkins bring fun to every celebration.

Napkin Reads:
"Don't wait until you're on your death bed to tell people how you feel. You could be too weak to raise your middle finger."

Product Details

• Set includes 20 beverage napkins
• Features vintage-inspired artwork and humorous saying
• Coordinating festive pattern on reverse side
• Durable 3-ply construction
• FSC-certified biodegradable tissue
• Printed with water-based inks
• Elemental chlorine-free processing
• Napkin size: 5" x 5"

Perfect For

• Cocktail parties
• Girls’ nights
• Funny hostess gifts
• Happy hours and wine nights
• Entertaining essentials
• Gift baskets and party accessories

A fun gift for hosts, friends, cocktail lovers, or anyone with a great sense of humor.

Available at White Farmhouse Flowers in Parkville, Missouri—your destination for unique gifts, entertaining essentials, and beautifully curated boutique finds. 🍸✨