Too Bad Bitching Birthday Card SM823

Too Bad Bitching Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card in Parkville, Missouri

Celebrate birthdays with humor, honesty, and a little sass with the Too Bad Bitching Birthday Card. Featuring vintage-inspired photography and a laugh-out-loud message, this cheeky birthday card is perfect for best friends, coworkers, sisters, and the people who always listen to your rants and keep your secrets.

Part of Shannon Martin’s celebrated collection, this card combines warm copper and sepia tones with bold personality and heartfelt friendship. Whether tucked into flowers, paired with a gift, or mailed on its own, this funny card is guaranteed to earn a smile.

Thoughtfully crafted from eco-friendly materials, this card proves birthday wishes can be both hilarious and meaningful.

Card Details

• Funny birthday greeting card from Shannon Martin
• Vintage-inspired photography in warm copper and sepia tones
• Printed on FSC-certified, 100% recycled paper
• Includes Shannon’s signature Kraft envelope made from post-consumer materials
• Made in the USA
• Size: 4.5" x 6.25"

Outside Verse:
"Too bad bitching doesn't burn calories"

Inside Verse:
"Happy Birthday to my favorite sounding board"

Perfect For

• Best friend birthdays
• Coworker gifts
• Funny birthday celebrations
• Sister birthdays
• Gift basket add-ons
• Friends who appreciate sarcasm

A hilarious birthday card for the friend who listens to it all and still answers your calls.

Available at White Farmhouse Flowers in Parkville, Missouri—your destination for meaningful gifts, greeting cards, and beautifully curated boutique finds. 🎉✨